I'll be dipped in shit vs you don't say

I'll be dipped in shit

phrase
  • An expression of astonishment or disbelief. 

you don't say

intj
  • Really?; no kidding!; is that so? (sometimes used sarcastically in response to the obvious) 

How often have the words I'll be dipped in shit and you don't say occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )