Christ on a crutch vs Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick

Christ on a crutch

intj

  • Jesus Christ; expressing annoyance, disgust, etc. 

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick

intj

  • Synonym of Jesus Christ 

How often have the words Christ on a crutch and Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )