Old Maid vs shit

Old Maid

noun
  • The unmatchable card itself. 

  • A children's card game, sometimes played with a special deck, where the object of the game is for each player to find matches for all the cards in his hand, without being stuck with the single unmatchable card. 

shit

noun
  • Rubbish; worthless matter. 

  • Stuff, things. 

  • Solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels; feces. 

  • The act of shitting. 

  • A problem or difficult situation. 

  • Anything exceptional or remarkable. 

  • (in negations) Anything. 

  • Nonsense; bullshit. 

  • The smallest amount of concern or consideration. 

  • A strong rebuke. 

  • Any recreational drug (e.g. cannabis, heroin, etc.). 

  • A nasty, despicable person, used particularly of men. 

  • (the shit) The best of its kind. 

intj
  • Used for mere emphasis; heck, hey. 

  • Used to show displeasure or surprise. 

  • Expression of worry, failure, shock, etc., often at something seen for the first time or remembered immediately before using this term. 

adj
  • Of poor quality; worthless. 

  • Nasty; despicable. 

verb
  • To defecate. 

  • To excrete (something) through the anus. 

  • To fool or try to fool someone; to be deceitful. 

  • To annoy. 

How often have the words Old Maid and shit occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )