PC vs lappy

PC

• A member of the Conservative Party of Canada. 

• A personal computer, especially one similar to an IBM PC that runs Microsoft Windows (or, originally, DOS), usually as opposed to (say) an Apple Mac. 

• forty-nine (an allusion to a cartoon character, Police Constable 49) 

• To make politically correct. 

lappy

• A laptop computer. 

• A lapdance. 

• the lapwing.