a load of pants vs hopeless

a load of pants

hopeless

adj
  • Giving no ground of hope; promising nothing desirable; desperate. 

  • Without talent, not skilled. 

  • Incurable. 

  • Without hope; despairing; not expecting anything positive. 

How often have the words a load of pants and hopeless occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )