anus vs avoider

anus

noun
  • An impolite, unpopular, or unintelligent person. 

  • The lower orifice of the alimentary canal, through which feces and flatus are ejected. 

avoider

noun
  • One who avoids, shuns, or escapes. 

  • One who carries anything away, or the vessel in which things are carried away. 

How often have the words anus and avoider occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )