asspussy vs keister

asspussy

noun
  • The anus, as the receiving orifice in anal sex. 

keister

noun
  • The anus or buttocks. 

  • A suitcase or satchel. 

verb
  • To conceal something in one's rectum 

How often have the words asspussy and keister occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )