assy vs cockamamie

assy

adj

  • Characteristic of or like an ass or asshole. 

  • Like or resembling an ass; asinine. 

cockamamie

adj

  • Foolish, ill-considered, silly, unbelievable. 

  • Trifling. 

noun

  • A foolish or ridiculous person. 

How often have the words assy and cockamamie occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )