bamboo vs bonk

bamboo

verb
  • To penetrate sexually. 

  • To flog with a bamboo cane. 

  • To paint (furniture, etc.) to give it the appearance of bamboo. 

adj
  • Made of the wood of the bamboo. 

noun
  • A didgeridoo. 

  • A fast-growing grass of the Bambusoideae subfamily, characterised by its woody, hollow, round, straight, jointed stem. 

  • The wood of the bamboo plant as a material for building, furniture, etc. 

  • A stick, rod, pole, or cane of bamboo, especially one used for corporal punishment. 

  • A member of the British military or British East India Company who spent so much time in Indonesia, India, or Malaysia that they never went back home. 

bonk

verb
  • To have sexual intercourse (with). 

  • To experience sudden and severe fatigue in an endurance sports event due to glycogen depletion. 

  • To strike or collide with something. 

  • To hit something with the front of the board, especially in midair. 

noun
  • Any minor collision or blow. 

  • A condition of sudden, severe fatigue in an endurance sports event caused by glycogen depletion. 

  • A bump on the head. 

  • An animal call resembling "bonk", such as the call of the pobblebonk. 

  • An act of sexual intercourse. 

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