barn dance vs dip one's pen in someone's inkwell

barn dance

verb
  • To take part in barn dancing. 

noun
  • A type of set step routine dancing, such as square dance. 

dip one's pen in someone's inkwell

verb
  • To have sex with (someone). 

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