batty vs windpipe

batty

noun
  • The buttocks or anus. 

  • A homosexual man. 

adj
  • Mad, crazy, silly. 

windpipe

noun
  • The anus. 

  • A section of road or bridleway which has a reputation for having strong crosswinds or localized wind swirls. 

  • Any duct for air or other gas. 

  • The trachea. 

How often have the words batty and windpipe occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )