beat one's meat vs shake hands with the unemployed

beat one's meat

verb
  • To masturbate by stroking or rubbing one's penis. 

  • To waste time; to engage in an unproductive activity. 

shake hands with the unemployed

verb
  • To masturbate. 

  • To urinate. 

How often have the words beat one's meat and shake hands with the unemployed occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )