beep vs ding-dong

beep

noun
  • The sound produced by the horn of a car, or any similar sound. 

  • A message sent to a pager device. 

  • A short, electronically produced tone. 

verb
  • To sound (something that makes a beep). 

  • To contact (someone via) a pager device. 

  • To telephone a person, only allowing the phone to ring once, in order to request a call back. 

  • To produce a beep. 

  • To have sexual intercourse with - referring to the bleep tone used to censor obscene words in broadcasts 

ding-dong

noun
  • A sound made by a bell. 

  • A penis. 

  • An idiot. 

  • A woman's breast. 

  • An attachment to a clock by which the quarter hours are struck upon bells of different tones. 

  • A fight, an argument; a set-to. 

adj
  • Closely fought. 

verb
  • To ring with two tones, like a bell swinging back and forth. 

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