beered-up vs twatted

beered-up

adj
  • intoxicated on beer. 

twatted

adj
  • Extremely drunk, intoxicated 

  • Extremely or profoundly injured, usually as a result of deliberate action by another party. 

  • Having a particular sort of vagina or vulva. 

How often have the words beered-up and twatted occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )