arsewipe vs beigist

arsewipe

noun
  • A useless or annoying person. 

  • Toilet paper. 

beigist

noun
  • A bland, banal, unoriginal person; a humorless bourgeois. 

  • A political centrist or politically correct person; an unphilosophical adherent to the zeitgeist. 

How often have the words arsewipe and beigist occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )