better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick vs better than a poke in the eye with a shitty stick

better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

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  • Better than nothing; not unsatisfactory but also not a reason for enthusiastic excitement. 

better than a poke in the eye with a shitty stick

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