bit of crumpet vs piece of ass

bit of crumpet

noun
  • A very sexually desirable woman. 

piece of ass

noun
  • A very attractive woman, when considered as a sex object. 

  • An act of intercourse, especially a one-night stand. 

  • A male prostitute. 

How often have the words bit of crumpet and piece of ass occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )