badly packed kebab vs bivalve

badly packed kebab

noun
  • The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia. 

bivalve

noun
  • A pericarp in which the seed case opens or splits into two parts or valves. 

  • Any mollusc belonging to the taxonomic class Bivalvia, characterized by a shell consisting of two hinged sections, such as a scallop, clam, mussel or oyster. 

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