boff vs lapwing

boff

noun
  • A big laugh. 

  • A great success; a hit. 

  • A pupil who works hard; a swot. 

  • A line in a film etc that elicits such a laugh. 

  • A hit or smack. 

verb
  • to have sexual intercourse (with someone) 

  • To hit; to strike. 

lapwing

noun
  • A silly man. 

  • The northern lapwing (Vanellus vanellus). 

  • Any of several medium-sized wading birds belonging to the subfamily Vanellinae, within family Charadriidae. 

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