boff vs wouldn't touch with yours

boff

noun
  • A great success; a hit. 

  • A pupil who works hard; a swot. 

  • A line in a film etc that elicits such a laugh. 

  • A big laugh. 

  • A hit or smack. 

verb
  • to have sexual intercourse (with someone) 

  • To hit; to strike. 

wouldn't touch with yours

verb
  • To not find (someone) sexually attractive; to be unwilling to have sex with someone. 

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