asswipe vs brown noser

asswipe

noun
  • An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person. 

  • Toilet paper. 

brown noser

noun
  • One who brownnoses (flatters or humors somebody in an obsequious manner for personal gain); one who sucks up; a bootlicker, ass-kisser, sycophant. 

How often have the words asswipe and brown noser occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )