brown noser vs douchecanoe

brown noser

noun
  • One who brownnoses (flatters or humors somebody in an obsequious manner for personal gain); one who sucks up; a bootlicker, ass-kisser, sycophant. 

douchecanoe

noun
  • A rude, obnoxious, or contemptible person. 

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