bullshit vs violin

bullshit

verb
  • To come up with on the spot; to improvise. 

  • To have casual conversation with no real point; to shoot the breeze. 

  • To tell lies, exaggerate; to mislead; to deceive. 

noun
  • Feces produced by a bull. 

  • Statements that are transparently or offensively false. 

  • Statements made without regard for their truth value. 

  • Synonym of shit (in its sense of any stuff, especially when viewed negatively or with collegial vulgarity). 

  • Statements that are intentionally misleading, whether true or not. 

  • A card game in which players try to discard their hands first, following rules that encourage bluffing, calling others' bluffs, and penalizing others by tricking them into inaccurate accusations. 

  • Statements that are false or exaggerated to impress or cheat the listener. 

intj
  • An expression of disbelief at what one has just heard. 

adj
  • absurd, irrational, or nonsensical (Most often said of speech, information, or content.) 

violin

verb
  • To play on, or as if on, a violin. 

noun
  • Any instrument of the violin family, always inclusive of violins, violas, and cellos and sometimes further including the double bass. 

  • A small unfretted stringed instrument with four strings tuned (lowest to highest) G-D-A-E, usually held against the chin and played with a bow. 

  • The position of a violinist in an orchestra or group. 

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