by God's teeth vs slap my ass and call me Judy

by God's teeth

intj

  • An exclamation of surprise or amazement. 

adv

  • I swear 

slap my ass and call me Judy

intj

  • An expression of astonishment upon learning something unbelievable (usually positive). 

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