can't wait vs please

can't wait

verb
  • To eagerly anticipate; to find it hard to wait for a forthcoming pleasurable event. 

  • To need to be attended to right away. 

please

verb
  • To desire; to will; to be pleased by. 

  • To make happy or satisfy; to give pleasure to. 

adv
  • An expression of annoyance or impatience. 

  • Said as a request to repeat information. 

  • Used to make a polite request. 

  • Used as an affirmative to an offer. 

How often have the words can't wait and please occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )