choad vs gherkin

choad

noun
  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

gherkin

noun
  • The penis. 

  • A small cucumber, often pickled whole. 

How often have the words choad and gherkin occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )