choad vs octagon

choad

noun
  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

octagon

noun
  • A polygon with eight sides and eight angles. 

  • Often in the form Octagon: the arena for mixed martial arts. 

How often have the words choad and octagon occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )