choad vs p-word

choad

noun
  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

p-word

noun
  • Any taboo word starting with p, e.g. piss, penis, pussy, prick, pajeet, or Paki. 

  • prosodic word, phonological word. 

  • A preposition or adverb that no longer performs a prepositional or adverbial function including particles in phrasal verbs, quasi-modal verbs, and determiner phrases and infinitive markers. 

How often have the words choad and p-word occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )