choad vs shmekl

choad

noun

  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

shmekl

noun

  • a fool, a jerk, a contemptible person 

  • a penis 

How often have the words choad and shmekl occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )