choad vs tube steak

choad

noun

  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

tube steak

noun

  • A penis. 

  • A frankfurter/hot dog. 

How often have the words choad and tube steak occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )