chocolate channel vs windpipe

chocolate channel

noun
  • The anus or rectum, especially as a sexual orifice. 

windpipe

noun
  • The anus. 

  • A section of road or bridleway which has a reputation for having strong crosswinds or localized wind swirls. 

  • Any duct for air or other gas. 

  • The trachea. 

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