clean someone's clock vs schlong

clean someone's clock

verb
  • To defeat someone decisively, in a physical fight or other competition or negotiation. 

schlong

verb
  • To defeat or humiliate. 

  • To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. 

  • To beat, whack, or attack. 

noun
  • A penis, especially a long one. 

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