choad vs clit

choad

noun
  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

clit

noun
  • A penis likened to a clitoris, especially in terms of smallness. 

  • A term of abuse. 

verb
  • To stimulate the clitoris. 

How often have the words choad and clit occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )