cheeser vs coffin dodger

cheeser

noun
  • A senior or geezer. 

  • A conker, especially one with a flat side. 

  • A small spool that is used in the finishing stage of yarn-making. 

  • A jovial greeting. 

  • An inmate of a borstal who tries to ingratiate himself with the staff. 

  • A broad gleeful grin. 

  • Someone who is immature. 

  • Someone who adds cheese to a pizza in an assembly line. 

  • A particularly strong-smelling fart. 

  • A cocktail sandwich made with cheese. 

  • Someone who makes or sells cheese. 

coffin dodger

noun
  • An elderly person, a person close to death, or good at avoiding death. 

  • An alcoholic drink, sometimes drunk as a hangover "cure". 

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