crabapple vs douchewagon

crabapple

noun
  • An unpleasant person; a person who is crabby. 

  • The fruit of this tree. 

  • Any of the wild species of apple tree, genus Malus, which generally yield small, bitter fruit (in comparison to domestic apples, Malus domestica). 

douchewagon

noun
  • A rude, obnoxious, or contemptible person. 

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