crap one's pants vs piddle

crap one's pants

verb
  • To defecate into one's pants or other clothing. 

  • To be extremely frightened. 

piddle

verb
  • To urinate. 

  • Often followed by about or around: to act or work ineffectually and wastefully. 

  • Synonym of nibble: to pick at or toy with one's food, to eat slowly or insubstantially. 

noun
  • A piss: an act of urination. 

  • Nonsense or a trivial matter. 

  • Piss: urine. 

How often have the words crap one's pants and piddle occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )