crap vs saffron

crap

verb
  • To bullshit. 

  • To defecate. 

  • To defecate in or on (clothing etc.). 

adj
  • Of poor quality. 

noun
  • Faeces/feces. 

  • A losing throw of 2, 3, or 12 in craps. 

  • Something worthless or of poor quality; junk. 

  • An act of defecation. 

  • Nonsense; something untrue. 

intj
  • Expression of worry, fear, shock, surprise, disgust, annoyance, or dismay. 

saffron

verb
  • To embellish. 

  • To add saffron to (a food), for taste, colour etc. 

  • To dye (a fabric, garment, etc.) with a saffron-based dye. 

  • To give a saffron colour to (something). 

  • To colour (a metal or wooden surface) with a gilding product containing saffron. 

noun
  • An orange-yellow colour, the colour of a lion's pelt. 

  • A spice (seasoning) and colouring agent made from the stigma and part of the style of the plant, sometimes or formerly also used as a dye and insect repellent. 

  • The plant Crocus sativus, a crocus. 

adj
  • Having an orange-yellow colour. 

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