cockeyed vs crazy as a pet coon

cockeyed

adj
  • Crooked or askew. 

  • Drunk. 

  • Absurd, silly, or stupid; usually used in reference to ideas rather than people. 

  • Having both eyes oriented inward, cross-eyed. 

crazy as a pet coon

adj
  • Demented or crazy. 

How often have the words cockeyed and crazy as a pet coon occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )