crock of shit vs garble

crock of shit

noun
  • Something false or worthless. 

garble

noun
  • Confused or unintelligible speech. 

verb
  • To pick out such parts (of a text) as may serve a purpose; to mutilate; to pervert 

  • To make false by mutilation or addition 

How often have the words crock of shit and garble occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )