crock of shit vs twaddle

crock of shit

noun
  • Something false or worthless. 

twaddle

noun
  • Empty or silly idle talk or writing; nonsense, rubbish. 

  • One who twaddles; a twaddler. 

verb
  • To talk or write nonsense; to prattle. 

How often have the words crock of shit and twaddle occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )