crumpet vs cumrag

crumpet

noun
  • A person (or, collectively, persons), usually female, considered sexually desirable. 

  • A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter. 

cumrag

noun
  • A person who engages in sex frequently and receives semen inside or on them. 

  • John is a total cumrag when he wants to be 

  • Socks make great cumrags. 

  • A piece of fabric used to clean off semen after masturbation. 

  • The Welsh language. 

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