crumpet vs dreamboat

crumpet

noun
  • A person (or, collectively, persons), usually female, considered sexually desirable. 

  • A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter. 

dreamboat

noun
  • An exceptionally good-looking and sexually attractive person, particularly a man. 

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