crumpet vs nob

crumpet

noun
  • A person (or, collectively, persons), usually female, considered sexually desirable. 

  • A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter. 

nob

noun
  • A contemptible person; dick. (Also spelled knob.) 

  • A wealthy or influential person; a toff. 

  • The glans penis, the sensitive bulbous structure at the end of the penis also known as the head of the penis. (Also spelled knob.) 

  • A jack of the same suit as the card turned up by the dealer. (See also nibs.) 

  • The head. 

  • (vulgar, slang, chiefly UK) The penis; dick. (Also spelled knob.) 

verb
  • To hit in the head 

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