crumpet vs quiff

crumpet

noun
  • A person (or, collectively, persons), usually female, considered sexually desirable. 

  • A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter. 

quiff

noun
  • A young girl, especially as promiscuous; a prostitute. 

  • A puff or whiff, especially of tobacco smoke. 

  • A trick or ploy; a stratagem. 

  • A hairstyle whereby the forelock is brushed and/or gelled upward, often associated with the styles of the 1950s. 

  • The vulva or vagina. 

verb
  • To arrange (the hair) in such a manner. 

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