custard launcher vs ramrod

custard launcher

noun
  • Penis. 

ramrod

noun
  • An erect penis. 

  • Device used with muzzleloaders to push the projectile up against the propellant. 

  • Ranch or trail foreman, usually the first or second person in charge. The person responsible for getting the work done. 

verb
  • To force. 

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