deficient vs wet noodle

deficient

noun
  • A person who is deficient. 

adj
  • Insufficient or inadequate in amount. 

  • Lacking something essential; often construed with in. 

  • Of a number n, Having the sum of divisors σ(n)<2n, or, equivalently, the sum of proper divisors (or aliquot sum) s(n). 

wet noodle

noun
  • Someone or something that is limp, relaxed, or weak. 

  • A wimp. 

  • A noodle that is freshly made, before it dries out and becomes rigid. 

  • A man with erectile dysfunction. 

  • A weak handshake. 

  • A flaccid penis. 

  • A means of enacting a mild or ineffective symbolic punishment. 

How often have the words deficient and wet noodle occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )