dick vs smush

dick

verb
  • To have sexual intercourse with. 

  • To mistreat or take advantage of somebody (often with around or up). 

num
  • Ten, in Cumbrian sheep counting. 

noun
  • The penis. 

  • Sexual intercourse with a man. 

  • A detective, esp. the one who works in police, a police officer. 

  • Absolutely nothing. 

  • A highly contemptible person; a jerk. 

smush

verb
  • To engage in intimate contact, especially sexual relations. 

  • to mash; or push; especially to push down or in; compress 

noun
  • A beaten or pulverized mass. 

  • An act of crushing or squeezing. 

How often have the words dick and smush occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )