dick vs trouser

dick

verb
  • To mistreat or take advantage of somebody (often with around or up). 

  • To have sexual intercourse with. 

noun
  • The penis. 

  • Sexual intercourse with a man. 

  • A detective, esp. the one who works in police, a police officer. 

  • Absolutely nothing. 

  • A highly contemptible person; a jerk. 

num
  • Ten, in Cumbrian sheep counting. 

trouser

verb
  • To secretively steal (an item or money) for personal use. 

  • To put (money) into one's trouser pocket; to pocket. 

  • To take and keep (something, especially money, that is not one's own); to pocket. 

noun
  • A pair of trousers. 

  • Of or relating to trousers. 

How often have the words dick and trouser occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )