diddy vs impaired

diddy

adj

  • very small, tiny 

noun

  • A woman's breast. 

  • A fool, a tit. 

  • A gypsy. 

impaired

adj

  • Rendered less effective. 

  • inebriated, drunk. 

noun

  • A criminal charge for driving a vehicle while impaired. 

How often have the words diddy and impaired occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )