dink vs fire hose

dink

noun
  • A penis. 

  • A ride on the crossbar or handlebars of a bicycle. 

  • Hard work, especially one's share of a task. 

  • A foolish person, a despised person. 

  • A soft drop shot played at or near the non-volley zone. 

  • A soft drop shot. 

  • A light chip; a chipped pass or shot 

adv
  • Honestly, truly. 

verb
  • To play a soft drop shot. 

  • To play a soft drop shot at or near the non-volley zone. 

  • To carry someone on a pushbike: behind, on the crossbar or on the handlebar. 

  • To chip lightly, to play a light chip shot. 

adj
  • Honest, fair, true. 

  • Genuine, proper, fair dinkum. 

fire hose

noun
  • A human penis. 

  • Any fast, heavy stream (e.g. of information). 

  • A hose designed to deliver water to douse a fire, usually much stronger and wider in diameter than a garden hose. 

  • An fast-flowing unsupported flow of lava escaping from a solid rockface. 

  • A feed of all updates to a website. 

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